Bigger & Better

I’ve been busy! Whilst looking through the shop inventory I noticed a distinct lack of large-gauge Titanium Barbells - So I added some!

Barbell - Titanium 4mm - 6mm £16.00GBP	Barbell - Titanium 3mm £11.00GBP	Barbell - Titanium 2mm - 2.4mm £7.00GBP
Blackline Barbells 3mm £12.00GBP	Blackline Barbells 2mm - 2.4mm £8.50GBP

Labret Spire in Titanium

Exactly what it says on the tin:

Eye Spire

I bet you missed my puns last week? Yeah I thought so - so I’ve fired up the old Pun-0-Matic and turned it up to eleven! Check the deets on these babies if you have a labret piercing:

IKON Ear Drums

Sorry about the lack of updates - But we’re back with some really cool stuff that you won’t find elsewhere. Like these IKON ear drums. These have a secret compartment (sssss-shut uuup) for hiding your valuables:

Easter Opening (or more correctly; closing)

Hello!

I bring news of office closing times over the Easter break:

• Good Friday - Closed
• Sorta-cool Saturday - Closed
• Easter Sunday - Closed (due to eating too many Easter eggs)
• Bank Holiday Monday - Closed (despite not being a bank)

We’ll be back in the office on Tuesday, to answer your questions and pack your orders.

Thanks muchly,

Stu 

More Body Jewellery!

Here are three more items we’ve just added to our massive range of body jewellery (or jewelry if you are spelling in an American type stylee):

Flared Eyelets (New Sizes)

Hello! How are you today? You are looking sexy-fine from here! You know what would make you look even more sexy-fine; these single flared eyelets. Not really a new item, as such, but now available in sizes up to 30mm!

New Utraliminal Adverts

I’ve just got of the phone - been talking to the advertising dept - they’ve come up with a sophisticated new advertising campaign - you can click here for a taster .

It’ll be in the nationals on Monday - Full page ad too!

Apparently it uses cutting-edge technology, so you need the latest browser to see it, so the ad dept tell me - they say they need more money cause they’ve been working double hard to producing this campaign. They’re worth it!

I don’t Believe it!

Look what I’ve found on our security camera:

CAUGHT RED (or should I say PIE)HANDED!

I had a funny call on my mobile, which I had left in another room, from someone selling pie. When I came back my desk was not how I left it. My suspicion was piqued, so I checked the security cameras and found that Weebl & Bob have been at my keyboard. I must remember to lock the PC when away from it in future.

If Weebl & Bob happen to contact you IGNORE ANYTHING THEY SAY!  

buy pie mmmmm pie

I am Bob and you knows me from the adventures of bob and sometimes bob’s friend weebl. We maked stu leave the room by using him facts machine to call him phone of the mobular. He now outta room, so bob tell the peoples of internets what we want to say.

LO! I AM WEEBL - In much wicked coolness i type this, i is a sexy pie machine to all the ladies (and donkey RIP) bob is sad hehehehe pie is good, send all your pie to us now;

Send pie

Weebl & sometimes weebl’s friend bob
Pie donations
Pi Shop
BR2 8EG

Any pie is goods - beefs are goodness.

Tribal Stretching Crescents

Let me present you with the deets on these babies; 

You’re Nicked!

You may well be if you wear any of these flesh tunnels. Under proposed new legislation it will be an offence to wear body jewellery which contains more than 12.54% cooliousoulium.  These babies are touting a massive 183% cooliousoulium! So get ‘em whilst they’re still legal!

Sweatin’ over a hot GIMP. . .

Today has been a day of toil for me. For you see, all day I’ve been slaving away over a hot GIMP!* Oh yeah! The result of my labour is a massively expanded range of IKON ear plugs - in fact the range is soooo massive it could conceivably called a; "shed load" - which is a lot of plugs for you people to fit in to your earholes!

*The GIMP - GNU Image Manipulation Program (The best image editor there is!) 

More Carousel Body Jewellery

Balls! These ones are the 1.2 (micro) and 1.6 threaded jewelled Carousel variety: